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[femmefashionaire]

Still~ You didn't need to. I kinda expected you to run away scared. I'll be right down~!

[A few seconds later she's trotting excitedly to his car, wearing a t-shirt and jeans, looking more than excited. She pulls open the passenger side door, sliding inside.] You ready for this?

[wannabered]

[Thomas can't help but smile at how excited she is.] No, but all the more reason to just get it over with. I mean, I went into the mines a second time knowing it was a trap, so this ought to be a piece of cake.

[femmefashionaire]

Yeah! We'll be sneaky, and no one will even know we're there if we rummage around the basement for a bit, yeah? I picked out this outfit especially for the occasion.

We just have to charm ourselves inside. Once we get in, if we're careful, we should be able to get into the service elevator, and go downstairs.

[wannabered]

I guess you're right. Wait. Charm ourselves inside? I'm sure you can, but I don't think I'm able Pia.

[femmefashionaire]

Mmm, yeah, you're not the most charming character, are you. I mean look at what we're driving in. Just let me do the talking, okay?

[wannabered]

Sure thing. I try though. My god do I try. [Thomas sighs and backs the car out to the road.]

[femmefashionaire]

[Pia rolls her eyes.] Don't worry, with my steady tutelage, you'll be quite the gentleman once I'm through with you. You'll be able to walk into a bar and women will willingly throw their panties off (if they wear panties, that is. I am not one to judge a woman based on her undergarments) at the mere sight of your social justice vibes.

[wannabered]

[It was Thomas' turn to roll his eyes.] First off, I'm not exactly sure how one shows off social justice vibes. Secondly ... actually there is no secondly. Just, what?

[femmefashionaire]

Believe me, I can smell the SJW on people. It's like a stank rising up from their soul.
Besides, don't you want to be an all-around better person? I might let you into my pants if I find you acceptable. (I mean you are acceptable now, but I only fuck those who are exceptionally hot or are bettering the world. Sorry.)

[wannabered]

"A stank rising up from their soul" ... Wait did you just try to use sex as positive reinforcement?

[He'll be offended over the not being hot or bettering the world part later.]

[femmefashionaire]

Shhhh, don't question it. It will all come to you in time. [She reaches over and pats him on the cheek.]

[wannabered]

Fine fine. For now, lets get this suicidal idea over with. And for the record, I am doing what I can to better the world. Oh wait, I forgot about that. Um, I'm doing 99.99% of what I can to better the world which is alot in our current position.

[femmefashionaire]

Uh huh, that's why I'm sitting in your car right now. You're a good guy. [She cracks a smile, crossing her legs.] Why else would I be caught in this horrid anime-mobile.

[wannabered]

I swear I'm going to get it painted soon. Ugh, fucking echos. Next thing you know they'll be messing with my bank account.

[femmefashionaire]

MMmm well given your dude had a gun and a Prius, you might want that~ [She winks]

[wannabered]

Heh, if it happens and the guy was loaded I'll treat you to a nice dinner. My money is on him being about as poor as me though.

[femmefashionaire]

I can't help you there, I'm poor as hell. I spend most of the day at the park or outside because I don't have TV or internet. I moved to Locke hoping it would be a new start.

[wannabered]

Well, you can always hang out at my place or something. [He shrugs and turns the car, shifting in his seat as the vibrations from the tower gets stronger.]

[femmefashionaire]

Ugh it sounds so horrid. [she shivers uncomfortably as they pull into a parking spot across the street from the Towers]

...ready?

[wannabered]

Ready. [Thomas kills the engine and gets up out of the car.]

Wait, were you talking about the towers or the idea of hanging out at my place?

[femmefashionaire]

The sound!! [She laughs, covering her mouth with her hand] Really, I'm not that crass!

[wannabered]

Yeah I thought so. [He smiles and locks the car.] Just trying the lighten the mood. So, lets see if your charms can get us in.

[femmefashionaire]

Oh, you doubt me? [She grins.] I'll have you know my charming powers are invincible.

[She takes two steps before stopping dead in her tracks.] Ooh...

[wannabered]

I know they'd work on me. I'm just not sure about any guards there might be.

[Thomas stops and puts a hand on her shoulder.] Hey, you ok Pia?

[femmefashionaire]

Uhh, y-yeah I just...feel sorta...sick, suddenly. [She's gone white as a ghost, bent over with her hands on her stomach.]